Visit Exciting Soybean Island City!

Yes. Please come visit.

Nay, please come invade.

Bring your biggest guns and largest monetary bills. Your idealists and philanthropists and cardiologists. Your sons of bitches with grenade necklaces.

Bring cargo planes and cargo boats--flights and barges, waterborne rafts that can carry away the ruthlessly and falsely imprisoned from this wretched isle.

Please.

Or, come see this:













Or, if you insist, this:













Just come. Show up. You are invited. No need to bring anything.

Except bullets, cash, food, medical supplies, educators and cultural ambassadors.

Psychiatrists.

Except Freedom.


At least for me.


Come. Come see this:

Visit Soybean Island

Or, perhaps--don't look.


Come for the rescue. Stay for the peacekeeping.

Bring your economic sanctions and your tanks. Annihilate and rehabilitate. And let me go.

Come as you are.

Or better yet, come as the human being you hope to be . . .



Goodbye from Soybean Island