The Many Colors

Yes, Fall has fallen upon the island. It fell quickly yet colorfully, even if it is all but a temporal illusion.









Illusion is a word not used here, yet nonetheless is well understood, here on Soybean Island. Life, as it were, is a permanent illusion to the locals, those who willfully imbibe in the innate propaganda that defines the community. As it were.

But, colors!









Of course, Dear Non-Reader, my intrepid self is not fooled. Or, I am a fool not to be fooled. Yes, for a while I had been properly subjugated, subsumed and sublimated, reeducated into a Stockholm Syndrome existence. And, was that preferable? Is ignorance truly bliss?

I do not know.

Ask your goldfish in its bowl.

Again: Colors!

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Of course, besides illusion and boredom, one must have:



Little plastic flags!

(Also in colors!)

(And Good Drainage—but I believe you've seen enough drainage photos for a while.)

Yet, as I wandered Dry Cleaner Park among all the dying beauty, well dormant-ing, I did find a kindred spirit among the arbors:




Sad little drooping tree. Sad sad sad.

But:



COLORS!

(And



ducks.)

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Bellobruto Return

Although I now have housing in Cornana—The Apparatus approved housing, that is—I am still able to make it back to Soybean Island City now and then. And when I do, I still wander my way to Lake Bellobruto.



Why, exactly, is a different question.

No doubt left over from my Stockholm Syndrome affliction, this affection for an oblong oval of dirty water is strange. But then again, what is not strange in this place?





But for whatever reason, I find a certain placidity or comfort or level of acceptable revulsion when I visit beautiful Lake Bellobruto. Anyway, there are still discoveries to be made and perhaps that is why I return.

Or, because I'm sad and lonely.

Anyway: What's this?



Some type of pointless wooden post rating system? If so, this one did not even score one point!

And this?



Ah. Now that I am a member of the Trustee Class, I can recognize the needs of the Prisoner Class. Sympathies.

And here?





Yes, trees continue to be mutilated and massacred here on the island. Alas.

And then there were these:








Odd, skid like markings in the asphalt. Perhaps represenational artworks? Modern day mini-sized semi-geoglyphic markings (alá the Nazca Lines in a very imaginary and inconsistent manner) made by the infamous Eye-Nye-Habs?

Could this be? And if so, why?

But really—knowing the Eye-Nye-Hab descendants—Why not?

Indeed.

And there you have it. Boredom as a way of life, as the pinnacle of existence here on Soybean Island.

1 9 5 7, over and out,

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Dry Cleaner Park

Tra-la-la.

My oversight has been lessened as has my workload as Director of Directions for the City of Cornana. Honestly, I was never given a workload. My "job", my "position" is but a fabrication on the part of The Apparatus and my only "job" "is" to keep track of the rebellious Anti-Snailians.

But perhaps I have already said as much in a previous post?

"?"

Yes.

So, with my newfound modicum of freedom (which isn't free), I have renewed my old habit of visiting parks. (All the while exposing the injustice and upsidedownassbackwardshadowplay of this corporate-controlled authoritarian isle.) And in Cornana there is a park I have not been to before:

Dry Cleaner Park!




I confess I do not know why it is called Dry Cleaner Park. There is no history on this island—No History Allowed!—so I can not discover the park's source name. I do not see a dry cleaner around and can only assume that "dry cleaner" is also a local idiom or euphemism, no doubt to explain something adroitly insidious.

Such as this:





Perhaps these tubes—passed off as "artwork" "!"—are "dry cleaning" ducts used to "dry clean" the many bones of goats or even the Ancient Eye-Nye-Habs! One never knows. Seriously, on Soybean Island, one indeed never knows.




Ah! The above is some stenciled fossil account of either a soybean or cornstalk or rutabaga sapling, well, not sapling but you get the poetic license-like idea. I do not know if it has been put there by the Local Betterment Council, or by the Anti-Snailians as a warning or if it was simply by natural chance in an unnatural place. As Director of Directions, I am sometimes contacted by the Local Betterment Council whose job seems not about Betterment but about keeping tabs on Trustees like me.

Ahem.

Back to Dry Cleaner Park:

 I apologize for the jumble. But what I do want to say, and to know: Just what goes on behind those fir trees?!!!  "!".

But, being what this place is, examples of good drainage are on display in Dry Cleaner Park":

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Lovely and Amazing!


But before I sign off, let me once again give you a look at the innocuous horror that is life on Soybean Island:










So, do not be sucked in by its seeming facade of boring bucolic-ness.

No.


Oneninefiveseven,

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Stockholm

My, my, my, Dear Reader. Where have I been?

In many ways, even I do not know. It is a blank, a white page, a bottle of White Out that I drank over a year ago, supplied by The Apparatus.

All things are very fuzzy!





And rather black





or gray, white, nourish. Bleak.

I can say that I was removed from my position as An Object of Curiosity and hauled off to the dreaded Stalag Ranville.

After that there is only the patternless pattern of the daily existence of incarceration.




Routine and Re-Education.





I can only say that Stockholm Syndrome leaves a poor taste in one's mouth. Yes, I have attained a Post Doctorate in Re-Education while studying at the University of The Apparatus (not the University of Soybean Island with its lovely Snailtown).





I am now, no longer, An Object of Curiosity but rather an object to be used. I am now the Director of Directions and have an office in downtown Cornana and am required—quite parole like—to check in daily (nay, hourly at times) with my nameless Overlords.

At times they even let me dine near them:




Dine on the bones of slaughtered goats, or some mammal, and drink the leftovers of Overlord drinks.

But, I have found a way to once again communicate with the outside world. The Free World!

I think.

Unless this too is going out to blind deaf dumb and uncaring soulless souls . . . Alas, it could be so.

Yet, there is hope.

I do not like to use the word hope, yet there it is: Hope. I am now working for The Apparatus to undermine the Descendants of the Eye-Nye-Habs. The radicals and revolutionaries who hope (there's that word again) to rid their little mysterious island of The Apparatus. But, in turn, the Eye-Nye-Hab descendants believe that I am working for them, keeping tabs upon The Apparatus. Especially now that I am Director of Directions!

So, let these new games begin.


Oneninefiveseven, over and out.

Goodbye from Soybean Island